Political Math

The Devil

+ one soul

+ another soul

=

two "great" colleges that I don't have to worry about my kids ever being accepted to.

They're dropping like flies...

Patrick lost another tooth yesterday. He pulled it out himself at school, thank God. It seems I am very squeamish when it comes to teeth. I don't mind them in and I don't mind them out, it's the transitioning from one location to the other that gets to me.

Incidentally, you'll all be very interested to know about this little science experiment concerning the tooth fairy. We learned it from one of my co-workers yesterday as we were leaving school. I went my whole life without knowing it, but it's too late for me now. Figures. Anyway, if you leave a glass if water on your nightstand, when the tooth fairy comes hunting for treasure, she'll dip her wings in the water and you can find out what color your fairy is. Who knew??? Turns out Patrick's fairy is green. And so is a little bit of the carpet now.