Overheard Conversations

And this is what they talk about when I'm at home with them...

#1

Luke: How was school?

Ben: Ms. Jennifer wiped my nose for me.

Luke: Oh, that was nice.

Ben: She ate the boogers.


#2

Ben: Beer? That's Daddy's beer?

Luke: No, this is liquor.

Ben: Oh. Mommy's liquor?


Imagine what they're saying while I'm at work...