What are you trying to say???

I am copying my friend Mandy's blog here (www.xanga.com/mountaineer107).

According to quizgalaxy.com, the name Becky means "A master of storytelling". Are they saying I'm a liar? Rebecca means "A real life terminator". WHAT?!? A killer? That's even worse! Everybody better watch their back around me, I guess. Here's more:

Luke--"Like in nature to a train-riding hobo"
Patrick--"A person who laughs at anything" (sounds about right)
Ben--"A beat poet working the streets" (watch out Jack Kerouac)
Savannah--"Having the texture of congealed cheese"
Wilson--"A deadly strain of projectile vomit"

What a nice family I have!