My Little Republican

Patrick was involved in a class project to raise money for the Open Door Home while trick-or-treating. On Sunday night before we took the money back into school, we had this conversation:

Me: You need to take some money out of your own wallet and put it in the box.

Patrick: I do?

Me: Yes, you should give some too. However much you want to put in.

Patrick: (putting some money in the box) Okay...here.

Me: Good boy.

Patrick: But if I give all my money away, there won't be any left for me!

I think you missed the point kiddo, but the good news is, you're a lot smarter than the majority of our nation's registered voters...