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Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Dog Days of Summer

Why are we so tired?

8:00--Go outside to pee. Lay on patio until mommy comes to let us back in at...

9:30--Come in, hunt for scraps of breakfast under the table, and get a drink of water. Go under the bed to avoid the two rowdy boys.

10:30--Mommy kicks us back out while she goes out to run errands. Find a shady spot and snooze.

11:30--Come back in and wait for dropped food under the table during lunchtime.

1:00--Rowdy boys take a nap. We take advantage of the quiet house to sleep also.

3:30--Boys are up. Back outside to pee and find shade again.

5:00--Daddy comes home and rescues us (lets us back in). We return the favor by following him around for an hour.

6:00--Take positions under table while dinner is served.

7:00--The humans go for a walk and leave us inside by ourselves. Again, we take advantage of the quiet for a nap.

8:00--The kids are upstairs getting ready for bed. In a few minutes, Mommy and Daddy will come back downstairs and let us out to pee one more time before we crash from our hectic and exhausting day. Twelve hours in this house can really do you in...