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Sunday, August 20, 2006

Jesus

Mommy: Shhh...they're talking about Jesus.

Patrick: Jesus? Where's Jesus? (points to priest) Is that Jesus?

Mommy: No, that's not Jesus.

Patrick: So where's Jesus?

Mommy: (pointing to Patrick's heart) Jesus is in here.

Patrick: (looking down his shirt) No, that's no Jesus, that's my belly button.