Friday's (Yawn) Feast

Appetizer: About how much money did you spend on gas this week?
$35. Thankfully, I do not use a lot of gas during the summer.

Soup: What is your favortite brand of toilet paper?
I like Quilted Northern because our toilet doesn't have great suction and it is heavy enough to go down. Cheap brands just float around on top forever.

Salad: When was the last time you discovered something that you thought was pure genius?
TiVo is pure genius. We got it about a year ago.

Main Course: What is the least amount of sleep you can get by on per night?
Six hours--otherwise I'm drowsy and woozy the entire day (not fun with two kids).

Dessert: June is a popular month for weddings. Do you know anyone who is getting married this month?
Ummm...nope! Do I not get any dessert?